Re: Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

by Rukario Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:36 am

The cookie appears, but doesn't crush you.

I wish Arck had a cookie that would crush him.

by Arck Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:43 am

A cookie begans to fall on Arck, but a magical gust of wind blew it over, and it crushed Aru instead

I wish Dan was crushed.

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:47 am

I am nearly crushed but a ninja gerbil rushes in and saves me.

I wish something good would happen to whoever posts next.

by Rukario Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:50 am

I go to Hunter Rank 2! WOOOHOOO! Except then I find out I have to do another frikkin' load of quests. D:
I wish I didn't have to do those quests.

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:53 am

You no longer have to do them, but then you drop back down to rank 1.
I wish for the apocolypse.

by **froggyman75** Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:05 am

The apocolypse doesn't happen

I wish dan would die... Lol

by Arck Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:06 am

Dan lives.

I wish Dan will not die.

by Rukario Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:07 am

Dan dies.

I wish I would die.

by Arck Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:08 am

You don't die.

I wish Aru will not die.

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:10 am

Aru doesn't die immediately, but is roasted over a pit of coals with cannibals eating his flesh, then is turned into a zombie.
I wish to not be a necromancer.

by **froggyman75** Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:12 am

Your a necropheliac instead

I wish for more stuff

by Arck Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:14 am

You lose stuff instead.

I wish not to die, and to come back as anything BUT a dragon.

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:16 am

(What's a necrophelac? :S)
You die and come back as a mint dragon.

by **Draconis** Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:22 am

Nothing happens

((Do this dan Razz

))

I wish for Mark to be nice...

by **froggyman75** Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:22 am

a necropheliac is someone who has sex with dead bodies... Its the only thing that I could think that has necro in the name xD

Mark dies instead O_o

I wish for even more NON STUFF!! MUWA

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:24 am

*bans Fergus for using obscene language* (joke)
You get so much non stuff it crushes and kills you.

by **froggyman75** Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:27 am

You didn't wish, AGAIN! Sex is not obscene language xD neither is necropheliac... The bad language is language that people find offensive, so I can swear all I want 'cause I don't find any offensive xD

I wish for... BLAH, cause i have nothing left to wish for

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:31 am

I find being called that very offensive!
You get HALB instead.
I wish for a mint dragon. (HA!)

by Rukario Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:32 am

You get nothing.

I wish for nothing.

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:35 am

You get a one-way ticket to Cuba. You get on, and land at a USA nuclear missile testing island. KABOOM!
I wish for a pie.

Oh, and going back to Toni's post, he starts being so mean that you kill him by impaling him on a spoon.

by **Draconis** Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:38 am

I wish for a narwhale Sad

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:39 am

That was so funny today xD

by **Draconis** Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:40 am

I WANT MAI NARWHALE!!!!

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:41 am

You get a narwhal, but it spears you to death.
I wish for a LOLcat.

by Rukario Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:45 am

The lolcat is Drillcat and it kills your family. You commit suicide in grief.

I wish that I could have something that is incorruptible.

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