Re: Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

[walterll]

You get A*s.

I wish for a car.

[Draconis]

(I wish XD)

You get a ferarri with no wheels.


I wish for LOOOOOADS of money and a house in Verona.

[walterll]

You get NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO money and the tomb Romeo and Juliet were buried in.

I wish for - THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Draconis]

You get..... Steve...


I wish for 'Sir Jasper'!

[walterll]

LOL.

You get- Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. OHHHHHH!

/in-joke.

I wish for Toni to not have just logged off.

[Draconis]

(ROFL!)


I log off again!


I wish for Steve to go away D8 and stop making innuendos.

[walterll]

He comes, and makes more.

I wish for Ells to log on to the fricking forum. -.-

[Draconis]

He won't until teh day he dies.

I wish for a cheeseburger. (oh and look at my blog )

[Rukario]

The cheeseburger has TOMATOES inside, which you are so supremely allergic to that you die just by looking at them.

I wish that Toni will come back to life.

(Heh heh... sorry Toni)

[Draconis]

Toni will never come back to life...

(Wow... I just damned myself XD)

I wish for..................



.............................................


Super awesome super powers and an unlimited supply or comedy films, ones that are actually funny.

[Rukario]

You get an unlimited supply of really decent funny films, but explode them all with your superpowers accidentally.

I wish Toni would not be damned any more.

((don't worry, I'll go speak with Satan and see how he feels about it))

[Draconis]

((Didn't I tell ya? He's mai daddy LOL!))

She isn't but... She ends up sinning real bad and is locked up in jail for life, then is visited by the bad faeries...

I wish that all cat's are burnt up in a big fire...

(I DON'T ACTUALLY HATE CATS D8 I luff them! I just saw your super hero post and got bored XD))

[Rukario]

The cats all burn... but they're all wearing fireproof fur. Apart from me, who dies.

((you didn't want that, now, did you? Hmm? Did... did you? O.O))

I wish that I get A*s in all my GCSE's.

[Draconis]

((LOL! Not at all ))

You do but you die the next day.

I wish for cheese and chicken to be combined in an epic pizza!

[walterll]

They are, but pizza has tomatoes in so you just die again.

I wish for Chuck Norris.

[Draconis]

((tomatoes kill me?))

You get a round house kick to the face and a copy of 'One'

I wish for nothing to go wrong!

[walterll]

((Go back a few posts. You're allergic, remember? )

Everything goes wrong. /emo moment.

I wish for - *dies*

[Draconis]

((Oh right XD))

You get - *live*


I wish for... Oops D8

[Rukario]

Yes... you just made froggy back alive! You basically screwed up yourself.

I wish that Froggy died and that I wouldn't.

[walterll]

You both die.

I wish for over 9000 new members.

[Rukario]

We get 356.

I wish that I was not a cat any more. It's nice, but...

[walterll]

You turn into a small dog.

I wish for a smartphone that would actually get updated by the company that made it -.-

[Rukario]

The smartphone appears, then gets eaten by me, who promptly turns into his normal self again (cat, I mean).

So THAT'S how I transformed...

I wish for a lot of money. Not loads, but enough to make me decently rich.

[walterll]

You get it, but invest it in an Icelandic bank, which collapses.

I wish for there not be exams second week back. T_T

[Rukario]

(Oh man you were asking for this one)

You get exams the first week back.

I wish that I could get a girlfriend (OH DEAR I JUST WRITE THAT DIDN'T I OH CRUD)

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