Re: Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

[walterll]

(You were so asking for this one.)

You get a boyfriend. He's somewhat clingy and called Niall.

I wish for mayonnaise.

[Rukario]

((Ppthbt))

You get mayonnaise. But you get so much of it you end up swimming in it, where you bump into Niall who instantly falls in love with you.

I wish my CD player would work.

[walterll]

Niall is only using me for sex.

It becomes a DVD player.

[Rukario]

...Wish?

[walterll]

Oh yeah. D:

I wish for a rock.

[Rukario]

Mount Everest appears above you, and then squishes you.

I wish the smiley feature would work.

[Arck]

It does, but the whole forum crashes D:

I wish I had a job

[walterll]

You get one - working the streets.

I wish for PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAKES

[Arck]

One the size of China lands on you and the syrup pollutes the oceans and kills everyone else.. Way to go.

I wish I was CEO of Microsoft.

[Rukario]

You become the CEO, but suddenly the whole company collapses due to your terrible decisions and all your money flies away on a donkey.

I wish that people will stop making sparkling water cause it tastes horrible.

[walterll]

((Aru, just sieve the glitter out ))

Regular water becomes sparkilng. Ooh, pretty!

I wish for a pancake the size of China.

[Rukario]

The pancake lands on China and you are blamed for the death of over 1 and a half billion people, so you are put to death by electric chair AND firing squad at the same time.

I wish that walter did not live in my mum's chest hair.

[walterll]

He lives in a completely different hairy region.

I wish for... TOAST!

[Rukario]

The toast is so burned that it vaporises in your hands.

I wish that walter's avatar would be more awesome than mine.

...

((EW I JUST GOT THAT THAT WAS SICK YOU PERV WHY DO YOU LIVE THERE?))

[walterll]

((lol.))

It is. Something that is so blatantly true cannot be corrupted.

I wish for two things. One, that Aru's mind was less dirty, and two, to live in a house not on Aru's mum's head.

[Rukario]

Oh, dat hair....

You live in a house on your mum's head.

I wish that they would make a 7th Arfenhouse

[walterll]

They make Arfenhouse 8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19 and 20, but not 7.

I wish for a computer.

[Rukario]

((That's what they did with no.3, 4 and 5))

You get the best computer available, which promptly explodes and destroys Switzerland.

I wish for MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

[walterll]

MAIN SCREEN TURN OFF.

I wish to be Persian.

[Rukario]

I wonder where Toni is?

You become the Pokémon.

I wish for MAIN SCREEN TURN OFF.

[walterll]

She's typing up a post for Trying to fit In, and has been for 10 minutes. Wall of text imminent.

MAIN SCREEN STANDBY.

I wish for SHINEH THINGS

[Rukario]

((Oh dearz.))

Some DIRTEH THINGS appear.

I wish for Toni to not type up a bloody great text wall.

[walterll]

She types up a bloody great brick wall.

I wish for MOAR DIRTEH THINGS

[Rukario]

((if she types up "a bloody great brick wall" I will laugh.))

You get MOAR DIRTEHER THINGS.

I wish that this wish is uncorruptible.

[walterll]

((Me too.))

It is corruptable, and explodes, destroying Yugoslavia in the process.

I wish for POLISH FOR MAH DIRTEH THINGS

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