Re: Wish = FAILURE (Corrupt the wish)

[Rukario]

((Yesssss... Yugoslavia is FINALLY destroyed!))

You get DIRTEH POLISH FOR YAH DIRTEH THINGS.

I wish that the phone book was larger.

[walterll]

The phone book gets huge and crushes you. Also, your head explodes, for no related reason.

I wish my leg would stop being dead. -_-

[Rukario]

((Yessssss! My head has FINALLY exploded!))

Your leg falls off.

I wish walter's leg would re-attatch itself.

[Draconis]

It never will!

You people are so rude!

I wish for you to stop it. And why are you talking about Dirty things 0_o

[walterll]

Cause it's fun.

We do it more.

I wish my leg would come back.

[Rukario]

Your leg comes back, then implodes, creating a black hole which sucks you in and YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE FROM.

I wish I was fit.

[Draconis]

You are fat,


I wish for a monkey on a blue tri cycle with a hat!

[Rukario]

((...I...I... * sobs* I'm... not fat!))

You get a monkey on a RED BICYCLE wearing a SOMBRERO.

WAHAHAH.

I wish that Toni didn't say I was fat.

[walterll]

She says you're obese.

I wish for a taco

[Rukario]

((Right, I'm going to have a VERY severe talk with Toni now))

You get a taco. But you are also allergic to tomatoes (which are in it) and you die.

I wish that walter could hear my laugh because he died.

[Draconis]

((Just try it And why are you NEVER on MSN Mr. Aru sir?))

He hears it... but you died to allow that.

I wish for boys to stop taking the mic ALL the time... *glares pointedly at Dan*

[walterll]

I seem to have been ninja'd.

Hey Nick... /injoke

I wish for the un-destruction of Yugoslavia.

[Rukario]

((Oh... my MSN is playing up and needs updating. I'll get it updated tomorrow, then I can get in contact with you guys. Err... and sorry if I seem a little pissed tonight – I'm tired and I have a chest-cold, and nothing is working at the moment, not even my internets, which closes after 15 seconds of me loading it up and then reverts to my homepage when I kick it up again...))

Yugoslavia stays destroyed.

I wish my INTERNETS WOULD WORK!

[walterll]

Chuck Norris appears and roundhouses your computer, making it work but then explode.

I wish that Rukario's last wish would happen.

[Draconis]

Which last wish? Toni forgets?

I wish for Sir Jasper

[walterll]

You've already wished for that so I sentence you to browse the pages of Encyclopedia Dramatica FOREVER MORE.

I wish for Paul the psychic octopus to not be dead.

[Rukario]

((I heard! It's so sad!))

Because this wish is so pure-hearted, it is granted without corruption.

I wish Toni wasn't confuzzled by Dan.

[Draconis]

I know I did, I just like Sir Jasper, He makes me smile ;p

Who? 0_o



I'll always be confuzzled D8

I wish to have a clue what Dan just said!

[Rukario]

You get a small clue. ((The psychic octopus was the octopus that said that Spain would win the World Cup))
I wish Toni was never confuzzled by ANYONE anymore.

[walterll]

She's SO CONFUSED, she rips a hole in the space time continuum causing Paul to die again.

I wish for a ray-gun.

[Rukario]

You get a Ray-Gnu.

I wish for a better avatar.

[walterll]

You get Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I wish for skillz.

[Rukario]

((That TV show IS AWESOME. Movie - not so much, but still quite cool.))

You get cow terds (skillz).

I wish that I would get some money from DOINATION.S

[walterll]

The money explodes in your face.

I wish that whoever next posts lives.

[Rukario]

I do live, because I can see that you want me dead, and so I make myself live. Ha!

I wish that the Hamster Dance wasn't so annoyingly awesome.

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